Houston, we have a problem…that it is the latest update on the
billboard located on the Command Transportation Building heading into
Chicago on the Edens Expressway.
Lamarr Houston added more (insult and) injury to the travesty that is
the Chicago Bears’ defense by tearing his ACL during a non-crucial stop
on Patriots’ back-up, Jimmy Garoppolo. I would call the Bears defense a
train wreck but that implies something you continue to look at despite
how awful it is. By the 3rd quarter
of Sunday’s New England debacle, I was full-on NFL Red Zone and missed
seeing Lamar fail to “stick his landing”. What’s funny is that Lamar’s
move was similar to the rug-cutting of Lions linebacker, Stephen
Tulloch, who tore up his ACL in a September dance against the Packers
(See DeadSpin for a side-by-side replay).
I guess defensive players in the modern NFL need to get their
celebrations where and when they can. Rules seemed stacked against them.
We love it from a fantasy perspective but is anyone else out there
missing a little ‘D’? My other regional team, the Colts, failed to lose a
player to a celebratory sack dance as they did not register one against
the Steelers. Honestly, it was hard to appreciate the achievements of
Roethlisberger when the Colts could not get enough pressure to even
remotely force a patented Big Ben “king of the hill” scramble.
Bears GM Phil Emery gave a diplomatic review of Houston’s situation,
suggesting that Lamarr had “built up frustration from not having a sack
yet” on the season. Da Coach was
a bit more direct, as always. Houston acknowledged that he “probably
shouldn’t have celebrated while they were blowing us out, but it
happens”. Really? I suppose that was an improvement over Tulloch who
defiantly stated, “I’d do it again, brother.”
Whatever. Get a new choreographer.
So what next for the Bears? Who will pick up the slack on the 1.4
combined tackles and .12 sacks that Houston was averaging per game?
Jared Allen? Too depressing to think about. Who will replace the love
that Houston showed for the hometown faithful and the assessment of the
team’s play this season? I am not sure anyone has the intelligence to
match Lamarr and provide valuable commentary on the fans’ verbal grading of the raio of talent displayed on the field to the dollar paid.
What’s next for Lamarr? Joseph Randle scored an underwear endorsement
for his sins. Certainly, there must be something out there although it
probably won’t be shuffling for cold cuts. Look for him near the hot dog
section.
Speaking of injuries, I am taking over for Bill the week and handling Waiver Wire Finds for the week:
QB: Carson Palmer (AZ) -
Palmer has returned from his shoulder ailment showing no ill effects.
He has quietly put up at least 16 points in each of his games thanks to a
stable of quality receiving options. With loads of good QBs on the
shelf this week, he is worthy of pickup and starting if you need a
fill-in unless you are in a league where an owner foolishly tired of Big
Ben and dropped him (don’t laugh, it happened in more leagues than you
would have guessed). DO NOT be tempted by Michael Vick!
RB: Jonas Gray (NE) -
you are rolling the dice here as gambling on who will get the backfield
love in New England is risky. Where was all the Gray talk in pre-season
when James White was touted as the next great back? Sure, he looked
good against a putrid Bears’ defense last week, but that will not
guarantee another 17 carries against Denver this week, though the
Patriots would be wise to give each of their backs that many carries to
speed the game up and limit Peyton Manning’s time on the field.
RB: Bobby Rainey (TB) -
it appears that Rainey will be given the starting slot again with Doug
Martin dinged up with an ankle injury. Rainey has done well during his
fill-in chances the past two seasons and is a must-add for now if
available. If you have roster room, it might be sage to also add rookie RB Bobby Sims.
He has been on the IR thus far but is coming off this week and eligible
to play. The Bucs could give him a hard look to help determine if the
Rainey/Sims combo is their future and to trade Doug Martin in the
off-season.
WR: Andrew Hawkins (CLE) -
Hawkins has been floating around on the waiver wire off-and-on all
season. The problem with Hawkins is that he is money in PPR leagues but
not-so-much elsewhere due to his lack of TDs. This week against Tampa
could be different since Tampa’s secondary is very accommodating to
opposing receivers.
WR: Martavis Bryant (PITT) -
the Colts made EVERY Steelers’ receiver look awesome last weekend. It
did validate the 6’4″ Bryant’s arrival since he also caught a TD the
week before against Houston. Though Markus Wheaton showed up versus Indy
as well, it appears that the X-receiver’s job is Bryant’s for now.
WR: Donte Moncrief (IND) -
Moncrief came out of nowhere last week in the Colts’ shootout with the
bumblebees. He caught 7 passes for 113 yards and a touchdown and is a
solid fill-in for Reggie Wayne, thus cementing the signing bust of
Hakeem Nicks. He is definitely a nice WR3 or WR4 option while Wayne is
hurt and Bye weeks are in effect.
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